Army jokes?

Top tips from the US army











And who says they aren't doing a good job.....





"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army Rocket Launcher





"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S.M.C. Training Bulletin





"A slipping trigger gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual





"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual





"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Literature.








And from the Infantryman's Journal:





"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."


"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."





"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."





"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

Army jokes?
Loki strikes again, join the army and see the World?? What a laugh. Loved it. 10/10
Reply:hahahah funny
Reply:Very good


Also there is no such thing as" Friendly Fire"
Reply:LOL,it's funny.
Reply:I totally agree with the bomb technician thing!
Reply:Ha ha!!!
Reply:That's great. I like the whole army thing.
Reply:yes very funny.
Reply:hohoohhhaahhahhaa
Reply:"aim towards the enemy" sooo funny but true
Reply:like it
Reply:go loki go
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