C.I.A. test.....what would you do?

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position.





After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.





The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained.





"Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."





The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!"





"Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then."





So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man.





"Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her."





The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes.





"I tried to shoot her; I just couldn't pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess I'm not the right man for the job."





"No," the CIA man replied, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."





Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun.





"We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him."





The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.





The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a gun to death with the chair!"

C.I.A. test.....what would you do?
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
Reply:funny nice one
Reply:The original version is better. You know, the one where all three were men.
Reply:haha omg thats sooooo funny
Reply:the cia isn't allowed to carry out assinations, it farms those jobs out to the brits and they do it to us.
Reply:lol
Reply:lol Thanks, lilkryptonite. That was great!
Reply:LOL! Never heard this before! Good Job!
Reply:The best I've seen today.
Reply:Thats the best one I read today...lol
Reply:I was dying when i read this. it's hilarious! to think that she didnt understand that i was loaded with blanks for a reason...lol
Reply:HaHa!!!!!!!!!!! That was great! Star for you!

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